My "Me Time"

Some of you may have heard or seen the McDonald's commercials about "me time." They are with different people talking about when their "me time" and how they enjoy it with a McDonald's Frappe drink thing. (I've actually have never had one and probably never will because I don't like coffee, rich chocolate, or anything similar but it's pretty funny anyway.) My favorite which just cracks me up every time is this one: "My me time is when my luggage goes to the Bahamas. (Long pause) And I didn't." It got me thinking about whether or not there were any moments like that in my life and my best one is this: "My me time is when the students only have to stay 3 hours. And I have to stay 6. Ha!